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Tall Chicks and What to Say to Them
Written By: Anthony D.
Posted: January 25, 2006
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Hello everyone, Anthony D here talking to you about, you guessed it, tall chicks. You see them in bars and clubs towering over their noticeably shorter friends and if you’re like most guys, you get a little intimidated by it. But not for long.

Even I get intimidated for a second when I see an Amazon, but the feeling quickly fades.

First let me clarify what I mean by “tall”. The average height of a male in his 20s in the US is around 5’9” and the average

height of a female in her 20s is around 5’4”. So when I say that a woman is “tall,” I mean that she is taller than the average male. Although most of the ideas I am going to teach you in this article can be applied anytime a girl is simply taller than you, either with or without her shoes on.

So here we go.

I’ve known many tall girls, and I have even asked many of them about this topic specifically, so these are not baseless claims that I am about to make.

Tall girls know that they’re tall. They know that they’re taller than all of their friends, and they know that they are taller than a lot of the guys at the bar/club who might be interested in them. In general, they know that they are taller than most of the people they encounter throughout the course of a normal day.

That part might have been a little obvious I know, but just wait.

In addition to knowing that she is tall, a tall girl also knows that YOU think she is tall. . . possibly too tall. This girl also knows that everyone around her notices how tall she is and is doing one of three things. They are either: staring but not saying anything about it, talking to their friends about it, or acting like a little helpless pawn and asking her questions like, “How tall are you?” with a look of desperation.

Now there’s also the possibility that certain people don’t care about her height, but assuming that you’d like to talk this girl, you are most likely going to be doing one of those three things.

Not for long though. I’m going to teach you what I do and say, and there is no way that anyone can deny that it works, because it has worked for me many times.

First make some solid eye contact with the tall girl. Always remember never to look away as soon as a girl notices you looking at her. She finally looked right? So let her know that you’re confident enough to subtly tell her that you’re interested, by maintaining eye contact for at least two more seconds. Don’t stare, don’t ogle, just glance with a smile.

Now this tall girl is thinking,

“Is he going to try to talk to me? Or is he going to be shy and spineless like most of the other guys here, and make me keep standing alone? Is he not confident enough to overlook the fact that I’m taller than him?”

You already got her thinking all of these things, so go over and break the ice with something that clearly shows that you are not intimidated. And now I’m going to share with you some of my favorites, and how to follow them up. I might say,

“Look, I know you’re taller than me, you don’t have to keep rubbing it in by staring down at me.”

If she says, “I wasn’t” or “I didn’t,” then you follow up with, “You weren’t rubbing it in? So you were just staring? Then could you please stop? It makes me feel like a piece of meat.”

By this time she should be laughing or at least smiling which is all you really wanted. Let your game take it from there. Ask her what her name is and call her shorty.

Now you might think that this is harsh . . . but it isn’t. All of the questions that she was wondering in her head, you quickly answered. Yes you are going to talk to her, yes you’re confident and funny, and no her height doesn’t matter.

If you get a cold response, then just walk away because IT DOES NOT MATTER! Always remember that she is one of many MANY girls that you are going to talk to.

The only girls out there who give cold responses are either not single, or just not pleasant to be around in general. Either way, it didn’t matter that she dissed you.

If you swung and missed a ball at a batting cage, you don’t stress about it, because you know that another opportunity is coming up right away. Apply this type of thinking to all aspects of your life.

This next line is my all time favorite. If I see an attractive tall girl I might say to her,

“Are you taller than me? Let me see your shoes.” At this point I’ve had many girls actually take their shoe OFF and give it to me to look at. But in general the girl will just lift her foot up and show you. While either of those things are happening, I say with a smile,

“Because if you’re taller than me then you have NO chance, but if it’s just your shoes than it’s fine.”

Now I’m 5’10”, so most of the time when I say this, it IS in fact her shoes making her taller, so the girl usually says, “No no it’s my shoes.” At which point I say something like, “OK you pass, what’s your name? Anyways I woulda talked to you regardless.” Now the ice is broken, you just have to keep it up.

If the girl is still taller than you even barefoot, then you can say,

“Wow, you’re really going to have to impress me with you’re personality. Quick, tell me a joke!”

Or,

“It’s ok, I’m about to get a White Russian. They have milk in them, so I’ll probably grow more in the next hour, what’s your name?”

If you use the first line, and she makes any attempt at all to show you she has a personality, whether it be a smile, or a funny comment, etc. then that’s a good thing. You just keep it going. If she doesn’t, then she probably didn’t have a good personality to share with you in the first place. No loss.

So by now you should pretty much get my drift. But to summarize:

If you see an attractive tall girl, approach her and answer all of the questions that are spinning in her head. You will have brought to her attention exactly what she was wondering about.

And it’s ok to talk about her height, as long as you are not doing it in a way that makes you look tiny and pathetic. Talk about it in a way that conveys to her that you are confident enough to address it without feeling small. That’s it.

Good luck, practice, forget about the rejections, and Check These Out.

Stud On,
Anthony D



 

 

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