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Dealing With A Girl’s Friend Part Two
Written By: Anthony D.
Posted: September 13, 2006
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Hello again.

I’ve received a lot of feedback on Part One of this article so I thank you very much. And if you have not read Part One, then I strongly recommend clicking on “Columns” in the top left of the page, and scrolling down to Anthony D to read it before you continue.

So far, In Part One we have classified sidecars (girls that are tagging along with a girl

that your interested in) into three main categories: The Above, The Equal, and The Below. We’ve already discussed how to deal with the Above Sidecar, so let’s move on.

This second part of my three part article deals with the most optimal of situations. The situation where the girl who has sparked your interest, has with her, an Equal Sidecar.

Just like the Louis Vuitton bag, the “sophisticated” drink, and the miserable looking mug are some of the many ways of spotting an Above Sidecar, The Equal has a few too. One of the main signs I look for is if both girls look like they are sharing the same emotion.

If they are both laughing and smiling together, that’s a great sign. Just think about it for a second. Girls that laugh at the same things, get pissed at the same things, smile at the same things, and roll their eyes at the same things, are probably alike in many other ways too.

Would a girl who’s had sex with 27 guys be able to go to a bar with a girl who’s a virgin and laugh at the same things and appear to share the same emotions? Probably not.

The two girls might be friends who are trying to level with each other, but most of the time they can’t. Girls can’t act in general, let alone when studs are around. We see right through them. So these two types of girls are on two completely different levels. Now this doesn’t mean that if they don’t act alike that they’re Above or Below Sidecars, but its a good indication when it does happen.

Another sign that you’re dealing with an Equal Sidecar is if the two girls are “equal” looking. By this I mean that one of them doesn’t blow the other one out of the water in hotness (or ugliness for that matter). A good system here is to see if you’d rate them within 1 to 1.5 points of each other out of 10. What makes me so sure of this?

When it comes to girls, jealousy is a motherfucker. The 4’s are jealous of the 9s, the 7s are jealous of the 9.5s and I’ve seen these differences ruin SO many friendships between women. Most of the time against their will, it just happens.

How can a 4 like to go out and party with a 9 when she repeatedly gets passed over, ignored, and stuck talking to a stud’s wingman? She might take it for a while, for the attention, but jealousy sets in pretty quickly. I’ll talk more about this in the next and final part of this article which will deal with Below Sidecars.

So there you are, a stud at a bar, checking out a girl who appears to have with her, an Equal Sidecar. My strategy here is very simple.

Whatever you do to one, make sure that you, or someone else, is doing the same to the other.

Simple yet effective. They are “equal”, so treat them equally. If you ask one of the girls her name, ask the for the other’s also (naturally ask the girl you’re interested in her name first).

If you’re making solid eye contact with one of them, make solid eye contact with the other (giving slightly less to the sidecar). And if you’re playfully making fun of one, don’t forget about the other one. Remember that these girls are equal in many ways, don’t let the sidecar feel left out, or else the two won’t feel equal anymore and you’ll run into a whole new set of problems.

I tend to use a line like this amidst a conversation with a hottie and her equal,

“That’s a fancy belt, I saw it in Chinatown for five dollars. What’d you two get a 2 for 1 deal on them or something? You two kind of match, but don't worry, it’s cute.” Of course this line gets followed up with a playful smile to let the girls know that you’re merely entertaining them and not scared to poke a little fun at them. This immediately separates you from the jabronies who try to asskiss girls all night.

Now what if these girls act offended at that line and come back with something defending themselves like,

“Actually i got this at Fendi for $200.”

Most idiots at this point will think that they’re sunk. The girl got pissed, and now you don’t stand a chance.

False.

This is yet another opportunity for you to separate yourself from the herd. Now realize that I’m not saying make fun of the girl all night and try to hurt her feelings, but just play with her. Have fun with her.

“Fendi huh? I didn’t know I was dealing with a namedropper. Anymore names you wanna drop? Let’s just get them all out of the way now at the beginning, how about you [sidecar’s name]?” (Note: I included the sidecar in the conversation).

If you say this jokingly with a nice smile, they’ll get the message that you’re just being funny. There will probably be a moment of silence after that line, during which you can change the subject and talk about something else funny.

Remember, when it comes to humor, being funny is not enough, don’t be goofy. You need a little bit of cockiness and confidence to go with it. No girl fucks the clowns at a circus.

So the main point here is just to treat the girl you’re interested in and her Equal Sidecar equally, while subtly showing more attention to the one you’re interested in. I’ve gone over a few ways to do this, but the simplest of which is just to stand closer to the one you want. Not too close of course, but just close enough so that if she wants, she can do that girlie thing we love where she reaches out and touches your arm when you say something funny.

Knowing is half the battle. Once you know what kind of situation you’re in, you’re half way there.

The other half that you need is HERE

Stud On,
Anthony D


 

 

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