of Ricky Bobby off the internet and lo what do I see but a commercial for helping Israel.

It would seem that our Zionist brethren have bit off more than they can chew and need good ole Americans like us to “Render aid”. Am I the only one to see fault in this? Now usually when a country starts a war they finish it. I mean look at Germany. Did Hitler take all of Europe and then when a thousand SS troopers died he backed off and designed a commercial to beg for aid and bodies? Did the British dispatch a rider to Spain when they couldn’t deal with American terrorists? Fuck no they took their licks. But then again these were real countries, moving on.

Now of course this great nation of god-fearing folk are divided. Do we back Israel or not get involved. Well in truth we have been involved since 1948 and in fact the only reason that a country the size of an Ipod mini is a swinging dick in the midst of an entire continent that hates them is because of our involvement but lets move on. So when Israel invaded again after a decade and didn’t wash over the Hezbollah fighters in a couple of hours, Fox news started spouting that Iran and Syria were to blame. The term they have been blowing up is of course “By Proxy”. Apparently Iran and Syria are help Hezbollah, so instead of fighting a bunch of ill-trained farmers with technology thirty years out of date Israel is meeting with some resistance. “That’s not fair!” They cry, only in Hebrew.

Fairness is as fairness does. People see no reason to complain when it’s American and British equipment and training that allowed Israel to wage war these past forty years. Why because they are “The beacon of democracy in a barbaric region.” This is pretty much the consensus of every Reagan sucking neo conservative puke out there so if you live in Red states you have seen the “Support Israel” magnetic ribbons and other accoutrements of a disgustingly biased country.

In a time when mean folks are refining uranium and massing huge armies of folks strapped with C4 and ball-bearings. Why would we put ourselves more in danger? I mean hell even the UN doesn’t support the Israeli offensive and Israel is waiting for this “Multinational coalition force” to help them occupy Lebanon. But since countries aren’t banging down their door at the thought of entering that quagmire, who do you think will answer the call? Why the US of course and with troops spread so thin it’s an invitation to any country that has beef with us to attack.

I love this country. This is where I buy my beer and check out high school girls jogging. It’s where I can pay 10 bucks and hear one good band and five that suck, so I don’t want it to crumble. Only another year-and-a-half till this administration is gone and like over half the country I can’t wait. So watch the fake news hour with the dynamic team of Stewart and Colbert and wait out this unpleasantness and hope to Christ that another republican does not get in office and if they do…well when you think about it Canada is just like America junior, eh.

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