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Black, Brown, Clear or Beer
Written By: Anthony D.
Posted: July 20, 2006
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Hey everyone, Anthony D here hoping that all is well and that you fellow studs out there are thoroughly getting your summer mack on.

Now onto the rule.

If you're at a bar or club, and your drink is red, yellow, orange, green, blue, pink, purple, or any other bright color, than you're not a stud. The rule is that your drink must be: black, brown, clear or beer.

And don’t give me that “But I like an occasional Sex on the Beach.” Yea? Well if you need one, make it at home and drink it before you go out, because I don’t want to see it.

The reasoning behind this tip follows the same flow of logic as a lot of my other tips. Studs do not need to create reasons to draw attention to themselves. The last thing people want to see is some guy walking around with a bright orange screwdriver in one hand, and a bright green Apple Martini in the other hand. They are not drinks that were intended for men to begin with.

You wouldn’t wear a bright orange suit to a job interview would you? Of course not. So then why tote around a bright orange drink while you are being silently and secretly interviewed and sized up by all the females in the place?

Stick to the low-key colors.

And there is another advantage to this tip, which I discovered the hard way. Think back to the last time you were at a crowded bar or club. If you’re like me then you will remember all the people around you, all the drunk people who bump into you accidentally EVERY MINUTE.

The last thing you want spilled on the girls around you, or on your own nice, light colored shirt, is a big splash of your bright red vodka and cranberry that you ordered 5 minutes ago because you “like the taste.”

Do you think a girl will stay around you after you caused her new outfit to now have a big red stain on it? People forget about clear and light colored stains because they are less noticeable, and wash out of clothing easier. So while you’re at it you might as well preserve the cleanliness of your own clothing. Don’t get me wrong, some women might find bright stains on your light colored shirt to be badass and sexy, but for the other 99% of the female population. . . well you get the point.

So here’s a rule that I’ve made for myself. If I’m wearing a very nice (or very light) shirt, I will only drink clear drinks like gin and tonic (or clear soda if it’s an alcohol free situation). It takes a little discipline, but I think it’s worth it.

If you doubt the credibility of these two rules, that’s fine. You’re allowed to. But next time you watch a James Bond movie, notice what he drinks. The name James Bond is synonymous with the word Superstud as far as I’m concerned. He is the one to emulate. And what drink is he known for drinking in pretty much every 007 movie?

Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred. A clear drink.

Point made.

For more tips like this download my free ebook HERE!

Stud On,
Anthony D


 

 

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