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The 20 Minute Rule
Written By: Anthony D.
Posted: April 24, 2006
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If it takes you more than 20 minutes to get ready to go out, then you’re not a stud, very simple.

First, before I get into the details of this rule, a few exceptions. This tip obviously does not apply to an event such as a wedding, or prom, or any other gala occasion for which excess primping of one’s self is expected.

This tip applies to the nights when you go out to have a

good time either with friends, with a date, with whoever.

Now picture this scenario.

Say you and your friend are passing by the house with the nicest garden in your neighborhood. You turn to your friend and say, ‘Wow that’s a beautiful garden.’ Odds are, your friend will say (or think) ‘Yea it’s nice, but it probably takes a lot of time and energy to maintain.’ Well the same principle applies to humans.

Just as a group of men will look at an extremely well dressed and made-up woman and say (or think), ‘She’s hot, but she’s too high maintenance,’ women think the same thing when they see men who are looking picture perfect, magazine photo shoot good.

No woman wants to get involved with a guy who’s going to make her stand in the door of the bathroom waiting for her man to finish plucking his eyebrows and blow-drying his hair for an hour. So from the moment you get the call to go out, set the 20 minute timer, make yourself as pretty as possible and get your ass out the door.

Be the garden that looks great and is easily maintained rather than the garden that looks flawless yet needs constant attention. Woman can tell which men are the studs, and which are the duds who need an hour of maintenance each day. Which man would you prefer if you were a woman?

OK so now some of you are probably thinking, “But most of the time I know hours in advance when I have to be somewhere to meet people. Why should I rush and limit myself to 20 minutes?” The answer to this question is very simple. It’s conditioning. . . it’s practice.

Imagine this scenario.

It’s 6:30 on a Friday night and you’re not planning on going out with your boys until 10 or 11 so you’re in your boxer shorts on the couch looking like shit. But all of the sudden the girl you met last week wants you to meet her and her friends at a nearby bar for happy hour at 7. So you say yes because ever since you met this girl you’ve wanted to rip her clothes off and make her moan.

This girl will be waiting to meet you, waiting to show you off to her friends, and expecting the same stud she met last week. Now say it took you an hour to get ready last week, and you haven’t conditioned yourself to obey the 20 minute rule, what will happen? This girl will be waiting to meet you with her friends who are waiting to judge you and either you are going to be very late, or you’re going to be some scruffy chump and not the stud she was expecting. Either way it’s no good. Nothing turns a girl off more than when she’s let down by your appearance. And the looks of disapproval from her friends will not help your case one bit.

So condition yourself and remember the 20 minute rule, it’s a life lesson. Make yourself as pretty as possible in 20 minutes and be out the door. And make sure that you’re wearing one of THESE

Stud On,
Anthony D


 

 

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