she asks me to go to lunch with her
in the dining hall. . . I said no because I was a mess.
. . haven’t talked to her since.”
When my friend told me this story I just
responded with, “Wow, that would never happen to
me.” It wasn’t what he wanted to hear, but
what I’m about to say to all of you, he did want
to hear.
Being in college, you’re pretty
much always carrying a book bag of some sort (and if you’re
not, then you should be). In my case it’s an old
school LL Bean backpack that I’ve had since 9th
grade and refuse to part with. And sitting in my backpack,
in a separate pocket from the books are the 3 things that
have not left my backpack since 9th grade.
1. Deodorant
2. Cologne
3. Hair gel
And they are lifesavers, and can cost
under $10-$15 total, very small price to pay. (Note: These
are in addition to those in my bathroom)
In my friend’s situation, it would
have saved him NO QUESTION. Now pay close attention to
what I’m about to say.
If you’re with a girl, and she asks
you to lunch or to whatever, I am NOT implying that you
should run into the bathroom, gel your hair perfectly,
layer your body with deodorant, and drown yourself in
cologne. That would be a huge mistake. First of all when
a girl sees that much effort that early on, it scares
her. Second, she might think that you’re conceited,
and third she might think you’re trying to hide
something.
So what am I saying that my friend should
have done? Well listen. . .
I leave for class all the time looking
like a mess. As I’m walking I reach into my backpack
and put some deodorant on (when no one’s looking),
then spray 2 touches of cologne on my neck, and run a
little gel through my hair. (Note: I keep my hair short
so I can easily style it with gel using no mirror and
just my hands). If your hair is longer, you might consider
keeping a hat in your backpack (instead of or in addition
to the gel). And there you have it, just like Superman
changes into a superhero, you change from dud to stud
in a matter of seconds.
Some people would insist that you should
put some kind of breath mint, or toothbrush or mouthwash
in your backpack, and I would agree, it’s just that
I feel like those things are readily available almost
everywhere (stores, vending machines, etc). I don’t
think that you would need to constantly have your own.
I really can’t tell you how many
times my three things have saved me, but I’ll give
you some examples, just so that you can see how important
it can be. As those commercials say, “Scent is the
strongest sense tied to memory.” Use it to your
advantage by being prepared.
If you’re ever walking around campus a lot on a
particular day and it’s hot, or late in the day
i.e. you’ve been sweating and stinking all day,
this can save you if you need to get into a car with a
girl or sit next to a girl in general for whatever reason
(class, a meal, etc). Girls remember how a guy smells,
especially those they might see themselves hooking up
with.
Also, so many times I’ll go right
from late classes to some restaurant, happy hour, bar,
party or a friend’s house where I still have my
bag with me, and that cologne and deodorant makes talking
to girls so much easier because you’re not worried
about how you smell.
I could go on forever about this but let
me move on.
When my backpack is not on me and I’m
not at school where is it? Think for a second.
Where do you think?
In my car. Why? Because the same type
of predicaments as before can happen to you while you’re
in your car. You get a call from people telling you to
meet up, someone wants you to pick them up, or maybe you
just left the house for the night and forgot to put on
deodorant or cologne. Happens all the time. But not anymore.
So what is the main point here? It is
that for a small price, you can be ready to be in close
contact with a female and be worry free. The last thing
you want is to see the girl of your dreams, and stink.
Remember my three things and what happened to my friend
will never happen to you again.
Oh yea, and most of the time I have One
Of These in my backpack too, just for the
hell of it.
Stud On,
Anthony D
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