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3 Magical Words
Written By: Anthony D.
Posted: January 23, 2006
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I’m always asked what my philosophy is on women. Some guys ask me, “If you were gonna give me only one piece of advice what would it be?” When asked that, I say these three words. You never know.

Now that’s a pretty vague statement, so let me share with you exactly what I mean.

Now keep in mind that this is just one man’s opinion. You

are free to agree or disagree with my opinion, but I would like to share it with you.

Beginning from the time when a girl is very young, she starts to imagine and create her image of the perfect man. As she starts to grow up, many different factors contribute to how this image gets molded, changed, touched up, whatever. These contributing factors could have deep psychological or subconscious meanings, such as how close a girl was to her father and what her father looked like. Or some factors might be extremely superficial and based solely on a physical attraction to a trait like blue eyes, or any other physical characteristic.

This is very similar to the way in which you and your buddies might construct your idea of the perfect woman by taking one woman’s hair, another woman’s eyes, another’s smile, etc.

So when a girl reaches adulthood, so many different factors have contributed to this image that she keeps in her mind of her perfect man. She might have been dumped by a past boyfriend who had blonde hair, possibly causing her to have feelings of bitterness towards blond men, making her feel more attracted to dark hair, you never know. Or for some reason she might feel inferior walking next to a tall man, so she might prefer a man of her height or shorter, you never know.

These factors forever contribute to a woman’s constantly changing image of her perfect man.

So here’s my question to you.

When a woman looks at you, how the hell do you know that you are not the exact splitting image of the perfect man she’s been constructing in her mind for her whole life?

How do you know? It could very well happen.

Every time a girl looks at me, I am an extreme optimist and I assume that’s the case. You know why?

Because you never know.

Now that might be a stretch for some of you who are not oozing with confidence, so here’s something else to think about.
So you see a girl in a bar, she’s attractive, possibly with her friends, and you want to talk to her but you’re a little shy. Here’s my question to you.

This girl might have not gotten ass in weeks, or months. She might be down in the dumps, the butt of many jokes from her friends, and puzzled because even though she’s attractive, guys just don’t hit on her. So maybe while she was pregaming with her friends she said (or thought), “Oh yea? I’ll bet you that I can pull in a stud tonight and take him home.”

How do you know? How the fuck do you know that this girl is not desperate for ass that one particular night, for some weird particular reason?

So where does this leave the girl? This leaves her standing at the bar, seeing you checking her out, and hoping, praying that a stud such as yourself will initiate conversation. Why? So she can take over and take you home to show her friends (and herself) that she’s not completely asexual.

There is absolutely no reason for a man to not be an optimist. Now some of you might say, “Well I don’t like being rejected.” If you have a fear of failure, then your life is already over as far as I’m concerned. In the words of Robert Kiyosaki, the billionaire investor,

“Some of the biggest failures I know are people who have never failed.”

There’s no reason to not try, you know why? Because you never know.

So after you realize that there’s no reason not to be an optimist, all you’ll need is a brand new One of these, and you’ll be all set.

Stud On,
Anthony D


 

 

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