blood-tear from my yellow eye and heard
an advocate of intelligent design say that people used
to say the world was flat so why dismiss creationism?
They were right. What was I thinking?
There are many sides of the still on-going
debate about the flat earth. I know I was one of those
that believed that we have a round earth, but no I’m
sorry it’s flat and I know if I venture West-East
to the Asiatic plateau I will surly fall off the world.
Also as I was looking on my map I saw that there be monsters
by Africa so I should just avoid that entire area as well.
The liberal atheist media would have you think that the
Earth is just floating in some black space. How laughable.
How does the earth stay afloat? Hmm? Riddle me that “Science”.
Everyone knows that The Earth is supported by four great
elephants and if one of them moves then earthquakes happen.
Space indeed.
For too long so-called “Science”
and “Reason” has poisoned out minds to the
truths of this vast and perfect universe made by god for
us. Such silly little notions as Carbon dating, dinosaurs
and evolution have made us as a people step back into
beginning of life as we know it. The bible teaches us
when the earth was just a molten ball around five thousand
years ago, Satan showed us the very barbs that prod our
supple sides now; ‘Truth’, ‘Shame’
and ‘Generic Heathenry’, the very shaky foundations
of this ages’ Tower of Babel.
I can’t believe I was so blind!
Who am I to question a book written by God? I mean look
at the scriptures those are historical accounts by God!
“Science” would have you believe that they
are just stories, allegories that were passed down orally
for a thousand years before being written down. Well I
say they are the same as they ever were! It’s so
clear now! This “Science” of which non-believers
speak of is nothing more than a trick to try and have
the chosen denounce God! So listen up “Science”
you can take your “Reason” and cram it in
your blaspheme hole.
When this country was founded they wanted
a Christian nation. It’s a fact they wanted a religious
hierarchy to govern the people. Like the Church of England,
whose teachings they based the constitution on. You know
I want History to be looked at again as well. I want unimportant
time periods omitted from history. Times that don’t
include Jesus and everything that doesn’t have to
do with the best nation there ever was, America. The book
would read like this: 5000 - 0 – God makes everything.
0- Jesus is born 33- Jesus dies. 33-1776 – Jesus
spreads Christianity and kills Heathens. 1776- Jesus and
fore-fathers founded America. 1776- Present – Jesus
governs America to be the greatest nation in the world.
Super.
I want my children to be told the truth
that we are divine beings of noble creation that live
only to serve an unseen overlord and to be rewarded with
ever-lasting life at the end of a seventy-year shift.
Not some crazy talk about monkeys and an earth “Billions
of years old”. Billions? Why not say Bajillion-magillion?
I mean who ever heard of “Billion” before
those liberal no-nothings and their scientific nonsense?
I propose we turn over other decisions
to teach our children crazy suppositions and theorems.
Ludicrous malformed ideologies such as…oh right
off the top of my head:
• Gravity
• Atoms and Molecules
• Photosynthesis
• Television and Radio-waves
• Plate Tectonics
• Non Geo-centric universe
These are just a few ideas that should
be critiqued and scrutinized. In fact those long-haired
liberal pinko commies want to save the trees so much how
about get rid of all books except The Book. That’s
the Good Book—the bible of course, oh and anything
by Bill O’Reilly. Why not re-write all those “Science”
books and replace all that blathering pagan gobble-de-gook
with one gilded page stating “God did it”.
It’s the only logical course.
Out
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
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