get a couple of cousins that have a child together and then out of nowhere the chick drops the bomb that she is cheating on him with his father who is also her uncle. These shows must travel trailer park to trailer park searching for the most F’ed up people they can find. Or you get the talk show where they bring on a family of rednecks that are members of the KKK and a family of militant blacks. Before you know it there are chairs flying and staff wresting show guest to the floor. Then there is always the classic fat ass 300 pound chick that is or wants to be a stripper and or prostitute that is always good for a laugh.

Then in the mix is the commercials, you know the ones I am talking about we have all seen them. You have two kinds of commercials during the day and they are the greedy lawyers and the ghetto ass schools. So you have these lawyers telling you to sue and get the money you deserve…no wonder everyone is suing each other. Now a days suing is like the lottery. You have people walking into stores hopping over slippery when wet signs and falling on the floor and suing the place for a million bucks. I wonder why? I will tell you why because while there unemployed ass was sitting on the couch watching TV an idea sprung into there head while seeing the same commercial every ten minutes. Then you have the social security lawyers wanting there part in the mix. No wonder there is so many people that are “permanently disabled”. Now don’t get me wrong I am not talking about the guy that cut his arm off in some machine at work. I am talking about the real lying ass ones, you know the ones that can’t work because they are depressed or can’t work because of some phobia. It is ok though the rest of us working folk will pick up the slack and pay more taxes.

Then on the latter half you have the commercials for these schools promising a degree in months not years. Ya that’s something to be proud of… I have to be honest it is kind of scary because they are always advertising areas of study like pharmacy tech, dental assistant, or paralegal. I don’t know about you but I think these jobs are kind of important. Think about it…do you want someone at the local drug store filling your prescription that graduated from one of these schools or went to a real college. Or better yet a paralegal handling legal documents that could mean you spending the rest of your life in jail. I don’t know about you but I am going to put my trust in the real graduate not the mail-order one.

Over And Out!