that are going to be released. Great,
just what we need, more reasons for nerds to go stand
in front of a movie theater for months so they can be
the first to see the episodes. I also have to include
a personal story for this; my girlfriend recently was
asked by another guy to see the new Star Wars movie. Along
with the invite, he included that she could dress up as
the Princess Leia if they went; for a second I almost
got jealous.
A Wacoal study just released that 80%
of women do not wear the correct bra sizes. First of all,
I can't believe it took a study to figure this out. If
you don't know that much about bras, let me inform you
about them; there are about ten thousand different kinds.
You have push-up, half-cup, half-wire, full-wire, hidden-wire,
trip-wire and several more which I don't want and can't
type out. Then in all those different styles you have
different kinds of fabrics such as cotton or lace. So
if I was a woman, I too would never have the right bra
because there are just simply too many. Thank god my biggest
decision is boxers or briefs.
In other news, I heard that IPODs can
make you go deaf if you listen to them to loud. I cannot
believe that this was even news worthy. Common sense would
tell you if you listen to it too loud you are bound to
go deaf. As Napoleon would say "IDIOT".
Now I'm sure you've heard of Mary K Laterno,
the teacher who had two children with her 13 year old
student. Apparently, she is out of jail and he is legal,
and they just got married. The worst part of this story,
besides the fact she is fucked in the head, is that some
company paid for their wedding ($150,000) so they could
film it. It's not like that $150,000 could go into say
cancer research or anything. I say let the two fuckin
weirdo's have a wedding and don't publicize it. Nobody
cares.
Well this wraps up the issues I have with
the news right now. Don't worry; there is a lot more summer
and even more time to kill, so this isn't the last article
like this. If you are a star wars fan and I offended you,
please tell your parents I'm a dick when they pick you
up from the movie in your costume.
Prendagli le femmine facili,
Chris Ruesink
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