porno magazines.

In other news, Kelly Osborne once again enters rehab. I'm surprised that the Osborne kids weren't committed to rehab the moment they were born. I figured Ozzy had enough drugs in his system to pass on not only to his children, but his children's children. I don't blame Kelly though. If my entire life I had to listen to Ozzy talk, it would drive me crazy enough to need drugs. Or maybe she couldn't even understand her father when he gave her advice about drugs. "K-K-K-K Kelly, Don't do those f-f-f-fuckin d-d-d-, Sharon the d-d-d-d-amn dog just shit on the f-f-f-floor, now where were we Kelly?". His brain is so fried, see why drugs are bad?

Apparently now Viagra can lead to blindness. I think this was actually strategically planned by Pfizer, the company who makes Viagra, because 99% of what old guys are tappin probably isn't to pretty to look at. At least you can get a hard-on and pretend your banging Brooke Burke or something.

I'm sure you've heard that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are together. Does anyone else notice that every person Tom Cruise has ever dated towers over him? Next time your girlfriend or wife talks about how cute he is, remind them that he is only 5'6". Also Britney Spears is pregnant. She was quoted saying pregnant sex is "crazy-good". I'm glad she makes such classy statements; I would hate to see her good reputation ruined.

Well that about wraps up the good news going on in the world these days. Once again let me remind you all that this is just my opinion. And once again let me remind you, if anything I say offends or disturbs you, shit happens.

-Keep It Real
Chris Ruesink