there
that all they do is study feet? Now I don’t
know how many parts of a foot there is, but it
doesn’t seem like it would be very complicated.
Planters warts, toenail funguses, crooked toes,
just plain ass ugly feet, who in the hell wants
to touch them, smell them, scrape them, whatever
the podiatrists does, what’s for damn sure
is I will never be touch them.
Who in the hell wakes up and wants
to be a proctologist? Getting a PhD in proctology
wouldn’t even be a reward to me. It would
be a reminder for 12 years of my life, I studied
butt-holes. Anyone I met I wouldn’t even
want to tell them, “Well I’m a doctor
who studies proctology”; because they automatically
know you’ve had your fair share of assholes
in your life… literally.
Gynecology is generally stereotyped
(by the male brain of course and usually the males
who can’t make a distinction from their
jock friend’s asshole and their own) as
a “razzle-dazzle” job. Now let me
tell you how I view this job, disgusting. It’s
not a luxurious job. So maybe one out of your
ten patients is good-looking, that means the other
nine are not so good looking. How would you even
go about asking the good looking one out? “Well
I just saw your vagina, wanna grab a burger?”
If I was a gynecologist I would be the only one
in America that hangs a bag of pot purée
from my surgical mask, as Gump would say “You
never know what your gonna get”. I would
never have to take Salt Peter (Medicine which
doesn’t allow the male penis to become rectile)
because who in the hell can get vertical over
a 70 year old woman’s grilled cheese.
I just don’t understand
some people; there is no amount of money out there
that would make me pursue any of these jobs. Luckily
there are these people in society… just
hope I never know them.
As Always Keep It Real,
Chris Ruesink
InkByChris.com
|
