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Left Handed People Unite
Written By: Chris Ruesink
Posted - March 28, 2005

   

I was born a healthy 7 pound beautiful (maybe not beautiful) baby. I had no complications when I was born, I wasn't a crack baby and I had all 10 fingers and 10 toes. But I was born with a curse, a curse that many fellow humans are born with. I was born left-handed.

1 in 10 people are born left-handed. 2,500 left handed people are killed each year by right handed products (mainly from the power saw).

Left handed people are more likely to get in car accidents because

when they get startled they tend to swerve left. All this because they were born left handed and the world only cares about the right handed people.

When I walk into class everyday I am burdened with having to find a left-handed desk to sit so I can comfortably write the notes from some boring ass instructor. And the left handed desks are never by a hot girl whom I would like to sit by; it's usually by some fat-ass, hygiene deficient person who just bugs the hell out of me. This is not fair to me or my fellow lefties.

When you buy a computer, the computer doesn't come standard with a left handed mouse, it comes standard with a right handed one. If I wanted a left handed one I have to go and buy one. Therefore it costs me money to be left handed. When I am at work and I have to open up boxes with a box cutter, you guessed it, they are all right handed. All these everyday situations which right handed people take for granted lefties have to struggle with.

Why should we be punished because we are born left handed? Although left handed people are proven to be smarter, it is a battle for survival. We are discriminated against with every product that is made for right handers. Let's stop the discrimination and demand a change. Write your congressman or the companies who make money off of our unfortunate left handed curse. The lefties shall rise.




 

 

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