guys) I see more funguses, molds, and other unidentifiable shit than I ever saw in a Biology lab in college.Now also like biology lab, when I shower I have to wear closed-toe shoes so I don't get infected with all these funguses, viruses and amoebas... you know what I am talking about.

Physical Fitness 2.0hrs
Since my dorm was built 7639 years ago, it was a few years before the elevator was invented, although the stairs were around. Luckily I am on the top floor so each day anytime I want to go outside or if I need to carry my 150 pound backpack to class I have the privilege of walking up and down six flights of stairs. I should defiantly get some PE credits for all the hiking I have to do.

Psychology 3.0hrs
In these dorms it is where the administration decides to stick some of the kids that are just "different". When you just meet your roommate for the first time, you have to read his body movements and signs to ensure you don't piss him off in some way and he murders you while you are sleeping. Making him psychologically happy will guarantee your safety.

Introduction to Philosophy 3.0hrs
Since the trash bin is down many flights of stairs and sometimes outside in the brisk cold or blistering hot you have to decide what actually makes you happy; staying in your dorm with the fermenting trash or making the effort to take your lazy ass up and throw it away. "To be happy, Or not to be happy, that is the question" I personally prefer leave the shit in the room, decomposition is the key.

Total: 12.0hrs
If you agree with me write your Dean, Senators and Congressmen. If you dont, screw you, I can say that because its my article.